A sex move that involves reverse, aggressive, unnecessary fellatio that causes the receiver to crawl across a surface and violently kick the aggressor repeatedly resulting in surprisingly volatile orgasm for both participants.
My brief visit to the Deep South left me battered and bruised from the multiple Carolina Crawlers I received at the hands of many a sultry delta queen.
by Yesterday’s Page June 12, 2016
A woman's fart that, due to her butt cheeks being occluded, "crawls" down into and travels out of her vagina.
The man believed that his girlfriend had queefed. However, she had simply ejected a normal fart that turned into a monkey crawler.
by Biomed88 October 14, 2013
A motorcycle which has been modified to appear similar to a café racer, although shares few if any qualities of a legitimate café racer. This motorcycle will typically have lower handle bars, missing air box, and aftermarket muffler however will handle worse and have less power than if it were left stock.
That café crawler will only reach the ton if it goes off a cliff.
Your bike is not a café racer, it is a café crawler and you are in denial.
Your bike is not a café racer, it is a café crawler and you are in denial.
by MotoSurgeon October 6, 2011
Noun - Someone who recoils off the bed (and up the wall in some cases) as a result of mind blowing sex, whether it be actual intercourse or oral.
Adjective - phenomenal sex, leading to the girl recoiling off the bed and "crawling" up the wall.
Adjective - phenomenal sex, leading to the girl recoiling off the bed and "crawling" up the wall.
n. Dude, last night I was giving it to Jane real rough and she became a wall crawler.
adj. Last night me and Jane had a real wall crawler.
adj. Last night me and Jane had a real wall crawler.
by KingKnives February 3, 2008
A social gathering in which the people attending the party attempt to get so drunk, they can't even crawl across a porch. It involves mixing the drink in a very large tub with ice. Often a cooler is used. The drink is made with Canadian beer, vodka, whisky, and pink lemonade. Several recipes may be found online.
Brian: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?
Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawler. It's $10 a piece - you in?
Brian: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.
Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawler or something?
Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawler. It's $10 a piece - you in?
Brian: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.
Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawler or something?
by TheDarkness420 January 22, 2010
Noun - Pertains to a person who "crawls" the internet as a hobby and becomes knowledgeable about things in all corners of the internet including the latest fad websites, internet slang, viral content, and popular culture and information.
Allen is such and internet crawler, he is constantly browsing forums, reading cracked articles, and quoting the latest memes.
Bob is always trying to show me youtube videos and send me links to funny pictures he found, he's an internet crawler.
Bob is always trying to show me youtube videos and send me links to funny pictures he found, he's an internet crawler.
by The aware observer June 11, 2013
A suggestively homosexual game created by Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The game consists of people crawling around in the night on the floor of a dark room together like worms in sleeping bags, one would assume.
The game has been played by Charlie Kelly for years according to an old friend "Schmitty", who also suggests it be taken up a notch with the implementation of blankets, “They could be the dirt!” Frank enthuses. “Or a force field,” Schmitty suggests. Charlie dislikes the idea saying it is an “imagination-based game".
The game has been played by Charlie Kelly for years according to an old friend "Schmitty", who also suggests it be taken up a notch with the implementation of blankets, “They could be the dirt!” Frank enthuses. “Or a force field,” Schmitty suggests. Charlie dislikes the idea saying it is an “imagination-based game".
by Jake Jawesome June 30, 2011