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1.
A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag
Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!
by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

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2.
An inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. 'particle board', or short-strand OSB.
Az- "Ya think that bookcase will hold up?"
Fuzz- "Nah, 'tis pure Craptonite!"
by AzureLupine November 07, 2008