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A hopeless situation in which all systems are fubar and admistrators ass is bright red and in pain. 2011 (n.)

(Syn.) Ass-rape, Xiotech

(Origin) From Late American slang crap, "defecate" 1846 (v.)and "things cast off or discarded" 1898 (n.) here creatively merged with "cataclysm" from Gk. kataklysmos whose "principal sense is "down," but with occasional senses of "against" or "wrongly." 1855 (n.)
A simple single XIOTech disk failure at 3AM became a total craptaclism because their script looped infinitely.
by shdighan March 14, 2011

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