Crank

Someone who is characterless, someone who is a drag,

"Come on have another drink, stop being such a crank!"

by Dan O'Callaghan December 7, 2007

Crank

another way to say handjob

That ho gives out cranks like it's christmas and she santa clause.

by bojanglesss October 15, 2010

Crank

Verb. Slang that implies the action of turning in a certain direction, usually used amongst friends by the person with the best idea of where the group or individual is headed.

1. "Oi Dazza! Crank a left at the next intersection, and we'll be there in like five minutes!"

2. "I told Shelly to crank a right, but she reckoned I was wrong. Now we're stuck in the middle of traffic!"

by Ginadean October 4, 2007

Crank

Crank, or Cranking, is the act of wanking off while crying; The Cry Wank. This is done most of the time while thinking about an ex that broke your heart, tears often being used as lubricant. Coined from Russell Brand's Ponderland, Season 1 episode 4 "Sports."

They were cranking off because his ex is was such a bitch, but had a great ass.

by HAL0THANE June 16, 2010

Crank

Crystal Methamphetamine, the good shit

dude 1: yo nigga, lez go pick up a fat bag of that crazy ass crank

dude 2: ight yo, s'all good, i got mad billz

by methFace February 11, 2011

Crank

The combination of crying and wanking to make one ultimate hormone explosion.

When you're upset but mad horny or sad and need a little serotonin boost, ain't nothing better than a good crank to get it ALL out.

Timothy: She fucked another dude boys
The boys: Forget about her bro, she a hoe. Lets get loaded!
Timothy: nah man, ima go home and crank
The boys: You a bitch Timothy

by NewDude12 August 27, 2020

Crank

To cry and masturbate (wank) at the same time or to use tears as lube.

Harry: What are your plans for tonight Frank?

Frank: Nothing much, probably just crank for a bit.

Harry: Nice.

by cranker123456789 July 3, 2014