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Crank

Crank, or Cranking, is the act of wanking off while crying; The Cry Wank. This is done most of the time while thinking about an ex that broke your heart, tears often being used as lubricant. Coined from Russell Brand's Ponderland, Season 1 episode 4 "Sports."

They were cranking off because his ex is was such a bitch, but had a great ass.

by HAL0THANE June 16, 2010