Cranbrook

A cranberry (or cran-tastic) river.

"Dude, what's the best thing than water?"
"Drinking from the Cranbrook"
"Cran-tastic!"

Cranbrook by tim hortons mcfly March 3, 2009

Cranbrook

K-12 school district. Known for being over priced. pARENTS PAY OVER 35,000 PER semester. The teens here are stuck up. The boys are all tools and most likely some kinda caption for a team. The girls are most likely to be found at the mall on the weekends or cruising the streets of bloomfield in their pink car from daddy. The foriegn kids are made fun of and disincluded. Most people that graduate from here end up at Harvard or Yale. half the kids are fucked up for life and end up broke and asking for money at age 60. That is if their daddy hasnt given them a inheritance.

Cranbrook boarding school.

Cranbrook by Jago87 February 20, 2011

Cranbrook b.c.

Otherwise known as dink town due to the large population of dinks.

Can you give me a ride to dink town? I need to go to walmart.

Have you ever heard of Cranbrook b.c.? Ya, I know where dink town is.

Cranbrook b.c. by Keith Stones June 18, 2011

Cranbrook BC

Hockey or trucks?? pick one. if you don’t you better learn how to skateboard and buy a breeze. drink of choice?? hey y’alls. it doesn’t matter if you’re a hick, a skid or a hockey kid. there’s nothing to do here except go for a drive with your friends around gold creek or go for a late night Don’s run. everyone claims they hate it here and want to move to the coast after they graduate but after a few years at the college they become stuck here, just like their parents. every hoe that lives here has a snapchat score of at least a million. there’s such an awful selection of people to date that you have to start looking for people that are at least 3 years apart in age from you. there’s at least 10 lg’s at every party. speaking of parties, people love having them at random lakes 20 mins out of town. this place isn’t special.

Cranbrook BC kids are skids.

Cranbrook BC by countryboyiloveyou666 September 13, 2018

Cranbrook School 

A school for Guyz in Sydney Australia...

Everyonez so cool and relaxed and everyone getz along...

They're HEAPS GOOD at everything and scares the crap out of you when you have to play sport against them...

Did I mention there LEGENDS!!

Kambala Chick: Hey did you go to Cranbrook School:

Cranbrook Guy: Yeh?

Kambala Chick: Letz have SEX!!

Cranbrook Guy: Why not??

Cranbrook School by Zacquire April 1, 2009

Cranbrook hoe 

When you think you have found a girl good enough for you from here good luck. You are better off digging through trash they either bang half the kootenay ice team or suck a dick for a pack of smokes. they are heartless stone cold bitches that use their make up to cover their problems,one day they are crazy for you the next day they are talking to team chlamydia from the Whl but dont worry they are "just friends".

Oh? Her? Yeah i know her shes a cranbrook hoe she threw a party for her and her friends to sleep with the hockey team.

Cranbrook hoe by Yours_truly 23 February 2, 2019

Cranbrook Education Campus 

A shit school with dickheads and twats

James: What school do you go to?

Oliver: Cranbrook education campus, why?

James: it’s fucking shite!

Cranbrook Education Campus by Why do I choose this country August 28, 2023