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Crackerbones 

A sub-category of crackers, this version is noticeably skinnier and enjoys parting his trim hair, wearing sweater vests, and generally following the fashion trends/fads observed at the local country club (i.e. Brooks Brothers, Orvis, Eddie Bauer). Usually enjoys singing in choir, wine tasting, and playing croquet or polo. Likelihood of having used men's beauty products: 95%. Likelihood of having used a shovel: 0%.

Largely responsible for the continued support of the "pop your collar" movement originally started by the group E-40 in the year 2000.
Crackerbones wouldn't have made it from the vineyard to his polo game in time had it not been for the timeliness and expert flying of his helicopter pilot.

After we all got mad sloshed at the bar, crackerbones paid the tab on his dad's card and had his chauffeur drive us home.

"Hey Crackerbones -- you planning on spending all your inheritance on your watch collection or just most of it? I know your cell phone is a GPS, E-reader, browser, and camera, but did you know it's a clock too?"
Crackerbones by rnnd January 15, 2010

crackerdog 

crazy, psycho. to be off one's rocker in a particualarly locomotive, active, or athletic way. May give off an impression of specific, albeit insane, motivation. one sandwich short of a picnic; having misplaced one's marbles. Having gone totally beyond the realm of reason. see also batshit.
my boss went completely crackerdog this morning - the stress is really getting to him.
crackerdog by zz January 16, 2004

crackerman 

Crackerman is a Canadian rock band that covers Stone Temple Pilots' songs. Their lead singer is fat and has a terrible voice compared to original STP. This unoriginal idea is the worst thing to happen since Anna Nicole Smith's television show.

I also think that a Crackerman is a heroin dealer, but I'm not 100% positive.
That band from Ontario named Crackerman fucking sucks ass.
crackerman by Trey December 29, 2004

crackerton 

A town that has a high percentage of white people. Opposite of a "niggerton."
Ft. Collins is such a crackerton.
crackerton by BigNPimpy October 31, 2011

crackerson

Damn, crackerson.

Crackeronie and Cheese

Like maceroni and cheese but it contains crack. Its the best fooood in the world. And it will make you so high that the nurse has to get the air force to get you down
Sarah- You want some Crackeronie and Cheese
Katelyn-Helllz ya. Extra cheese plase
Sarah- Dont you mean crack
Katelyn- Nah. Acctually both. You need to even it out.