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Damn good song by Stone Temple Pilots.

Go hear it or I'll come chop your balls off.
Crackerman is cool beans, yo.
by Big Sweaty Anus August 08, 2004
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Crackerman is a Canadian rock band that covers Stone Temple Pilots' songs. Their lead singer is fat and has a terrible voice compared to original STP. This unoriginal idea is the worst thing to happen since Anna Nicole Smith's television show.

I also think that a Crackerman is a heroin dealer, but I'm not 100% positive.
That band from Ontario named Crackerman fucking sucks ass.
by Trey December 29, 2004
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Racist term for a rich, middle aged white guy who hates and wants to dominate women and people of colour.
Ted Cruz is a shining example of a Crackerman.
by Pffft March 29, 2015
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