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crackerdog 

crazy, psycho. to be off one's rocker in a particualarly locomotive, active, or athletic way. May give off an impression of specific, albeit insane, motivation. one sandwich short of a picnic; having misplaced one's marbles. Having gone totally beyond the realm of reason. see also batshit.
my boss went completely crackerdog this morning - the stress is really getting to him.
crackerdog by zz January 16, 2004
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Crackertosis 

A black person who wants to impress his/hers oppressor by any means

Will go against their own race but quick to listen to what white people have to say about the Black race.

And will trust the information from white people rather than his/her own people.
“He’s a wearing a M.A.G.A hat & he’s black oh my he’s got Crackertosis”

“She’s got a straight hair weave, pink nails and blue contacts she’s suffering from crackertosis”

crackerdoodles 

it's an angry expression used by aiden when he loses or gets mad.
"holy Crackerdoodles"
crackerdoodles by soccer777 March 27, 2018

crackerbox palace 

George Harrison's crib
"We welcome you to Crackerbox Palace, we've been expecting you"

Crackeroach

A poor white supremacist with traits like that of a cockroach but can be found around the world spreading diseases poverty drugs etc towards low-income neighborhoods. Another word for cracker but with the addition of comparing one to the invasive insect that inhabits the ghettos alongside people of color and defiles their communities.
"WTF? Look at that Crackeroach around that block over there, Tyrone. Look at him trying to corrupt our cousinz by selling them weed pot crack and cocaine to destroy our developing community!"

Crackerposting 

The action of posting something that sounds stereotypically white, i.e. the whitest thing you've ever heard.
CJ: I'm going to spam this white power GIF in the chat.
Juno: Crackerposting

Crackerbones 

A sub-category of crackers, this version is noticeably skinnier and enjoys parting his trim hair, wearing sweater vests, and generally following the fashion trends/fads observed at the local country club (i.e. Brooks Brothers, Orvis, Eddie Bauer). Usually enjoys singing in choir, wine tasting, and playing croquet or polo. Likelihood of having used men's beauty products: 95%. Likelihood of having used a shovel: 0%.

Largely responsible for the continued support of the "pop your collar" movement originally started by the group E-40 in the year 2000.
Crackerbones wouldn't have made it from the vineyard to his polo game in time had it not been for the timeliness and expert flying of his helicopter pilot.

After we all got mad sloshed at the bar, crackerbones paid the tab on his dad's card and had his chauffeur drive us home.

"Hey Crackerbones -- you planning on spending all your inheritance on your watch collection or just most of it? I know your cell phone is a GPS, E-reader, browser, and camera, but did you know it's a clock too?"
Crackerbones by rnnd January 15, 2010