by syked February 18, 2004
A parasite that lives in the pubic hair. The only cure is to shave off half of the pubic hair, light the other half on fire and stab the little bastards with an ice pick when they come running out.
by MoraLes February 20, 2006
1. Bob: Seafood sounds good.
Cindy: Let's go to the store and get crabs to boil and eat tonight.
2. Bob: My junk itches rather badly.
Cindy: You probably have crabs.
Cindy: Let's go to the store and get crabs to boil and eat tonight.
2. Bob: My junk itches rather badly.
Cindy: You probably have crabs.
by Brittanyk92 April 6, 2009
by Andreth October 21, 2006
A sexually transmitted disease contracted through sleeping with the infected. It results in an infestation of pubic lice in your pubic region and it itches so bad you'll wish you were dead.
by Marla Singers vagina December 10, 2009
Most of the time this is a Female by herself at the bar, sometimes she brings a friend. She sits there waiting for anything free; cocktails, shots, money, drugs, food... posting selfies to social forums, flirting, playing man like violin.
by slightly_decayed August 12, 2015
Guess who, the Crabs. Your pubes, we'll grab. We wait on bedsheets and toilet seats, then pinch your nuts, with our feet. The Crabs, oh yes, the Crabs. The Craaaaaaaaabs.
by (name goes here) July 31, 2006