Top Definition
When a man is urinatng in a public urinal on his own and he attempts to urinate an equal amount in each urinal by sidestepping like a crab while using hands to control urine distribution.
"I went into the urinals and there was no one there so I did a bit of crabbing"

"My attempt at crabbing was ruined by someone coming into the toilets and spotting me mid-act, they gave me a pretty dodgy look"
The act of catching, or "fishing" for crabs.
Let's take your boat out and go crabbing this weekend.
by Andreth October 20, 2006
The way in which a person walks sideways, particularly in a nervous situation or when feelings of anxiety overcome the body.
Peter: Hey Greg WTF just happened back there?

Greg: I dunno dude, when ever I'm walking in public on my own, especially shopping malls i get nervous and just start crabbing down the isles.
by chitmunkey October 23, 2008
A type of scratching that involves rapid cutting with the crossfader and takes months to master. DJ Qbertand the X-cuitoners' tracks are a good example of a crabbing.
DJ Qbert uses crabbing in alot of his mixes. Crabbing is a good way to win in a DJ battle.
by Eian Greene June 04, 2005
When a crab decides to inflict itself (perhaps, it's aura) upon someone. To crab them up.
I'm crabbing you up, man!
by Patrick Mescall February 17, 2003
Similar to planking or owling, it is a form of public trolling in which one walks in a sideways manner with their arms extended and hands forming pincers.
Did you see Zoidberg crabbing last night on Futurama?
by crabbingmonkey November 10, 2011
When a guy walks with his shoulders forward and his arms out because he is "too jacked" to put his arms down.
There are mad dudes crabbing in the gym today.
by Jetsjetsjets28 October 02, 2011

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