There are two kinds of crabs:
1. The tasty underwater kind
2. The not-tasty underwear kind
1. Bob: Seafood sounds good.
Cindy: Let's go to the store and get crabs to boil and eat tonight.
2. Bob: My junk itches rather badly.
Cindy: You probably have crabs.
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