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A small, pig-headed monster. Pronounced Kah-chore
Keith: Did you see that creature back there?
Kelly: Yeah, it was a Couture.
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Having to with clothes and or fashion.
You can be considered Faconable or a Fashionista if your Couture is up to date.
by jester November 30, 2003
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To beat the living daylights out of somebody.
" Hey bro, ya see that faggot that just touched my genitals? I'm gonna couture his ass.
by Craggyface May 20, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Oh my God, I forgot to shave my couture!
by J. Cooty-Coo July 19, 2008
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