1. A Passionate, Gorgeous, Sexy, and Smart girl. Courtney’s are popular, outgoing and always fun to be around. They can be bitchy, but that’s just because they are better than you. They are often the life of the party and like it that way. Courtney’s eyes are captivating, her smile, intoxicating, and her heart lights the darkest, corners of the earth.

2. Courtney's are "known" to steal boyfriends, but truthfully your boyfriends just leave you for her. AND Not because you are ugly OR miserable but just because she is much better than you, in all humanly ways possible. Irresistible, Pretty, smart, cute and sexy, all mixed into one.

3. Courtney is envied by all, especially heinous (fat and ugly) women and Unhappy Closet Homosexuals. People hate on her out of pure jealousy and the frustration of knowing they are inferior to Courtney. She takes this as a compliment because if it were possible, she would be jealous of herself too.

4. Courtney’s are disliked by stupid, jealous and insecure “new girlfriends” whom often feel threatened by the sheer fact that their boyfriends probably still and always will love Courtney. That’s too bad. Because she has moved on, and your boyfriend will always be fixated on her and her hot little ass. This puts you in second place to Courtney with no chance of ever being first. This also means that when you are in bed with him he wishes you were Courtney. You will never be as good as Courtney. Wah.

5. The essence of Pure Perfection.
Man, did you see that girl! She was a Courtney!

I would be with you, but I have a Courtney at home.

(Girlfriends name), I wish you were more like Courtney.

I wish I was more like Courtney

Courtney wishes she was more like Courtney
by Courtstheshitandyourstill2nd February 07, 2010
Most of the time is a girl sometimes a boy. Originally started as a boys name.

Courtney is a very brave courageous person with a outgoing personality. Always very pretty and loved by all. A very nice person everyone knows. :)
Person one: my best friend is coming over.
Person two: which one?
Person one: oh her name is Courtney.
Person two: oh she's awesome!!
by The best1234 February 03, 2010
Courtney- a beatifull name for a beatifull girl maybe the best name in the world better than chantell. Anyone with a name as beatifull as Courtney must be beatifull themselves. Courtney is the best name ever!
Wow courtney is so beatifull just like her name i wish i was her because she is so beatifull and lovley i wish i had her ame instead of chantell because hers is much much better i love Courtney so much! xxxxx
by courtneyrules no messing November 30, 2009
1.)an oral giving machine...dirty mouth stds.

2.)(verb) the act of putting one's genitalia in your mouth. "the courtney"

3.)(noun) a displeasing, often revolting, creature, who will infest your life and mac on your guy by partaking in oral activities if not taken care of immedietly.

4.) Stupid little girl.

*See pesticides and/or syphilis

WARNING!the courtney is very dangerous and can often be contagious, destroying life after life.

1.)Tony used his courtney, but got syphilis.

2.) Yeah,Logan I was courtnied last night.

3.) The sight of courtney made me vomit and fall to the ground screaming in pain.

4.) There are so many courtnies here, lets leave.
by Anastasia Beeverhousen January 26, 2006
A goddess. The most beautiful girl in the world. Flawless. Rare to find. A stunning sight to come by.
A girl with the name Courtney
by lalalalallalaa August 21, 2011
Courtney or Courtenay came to England with the Norman Conquest in 1066. There various places in Northern France named Courtenay, as well as the Courtenay family being an important dynasty in the Middle Ages, both in France and in England, where they are the Earls of Devon. Courtney has also been associated with the French nickname 'court nez' meaning short or snub-nosed. Short-nosed.

Of the Court.

Famous female bearers include musician Courtney Love, actress Courtney Cox and actress Courtney Thorne-Smith. A male bearer is musician Courtney Taylor-Taylor.
"She has shuch a cute, Courtney nose!"

"My wife, Courtney is the most beautiful and talented woman you will ever meet!"

"Mr. Courtney is my science teacher."
by Astraya April 30, 2009
An amazing friend through and through.When in a relationship is committed to the end. Beautiful and sexy and loves to receive affection. She is the farthest thing from a whore, will only be intimate when truly in love.
Damn, is that Courtney?
by inlovewithcourt February 04, 2010

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