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Coughlin 

An adjective to describe someone incredibly ugly. They typically look like their face has been hit with a shovel...many times. Usually, a person who is a Coughlin has long dark hair and even though its long, still tucks it behind his ear. No one loves him.
Dude, Patrick just walked into the bar, he looks like such a Coughlin tonight!

After the mob attacked that dude, he was a Coughlin the rest of his life.
Coughlin by nlantieri May 15, 2011

Coughlin 

Coughlin is a name given to an individual that spends most of their time wasted. This normally refers to someone who can be dreadfully boring without both illegal substances and alcohol.
See that Coughlin man? She's mangled!
Coughlin by StevieGee March 24, 2009

Coughlin high school 

Trash, filled with a bunch of preps and retards

Sam Coughlin 

One of the biggest fucking pussies out there. Has committed over 300 felonies due to child pornography(sale and distribution). Also known as: Bird, Seagull, goon, Felon, Bernie, and Burnout.
Mom: "Yo look at Bird over there."
Kid: "Yeah he's such a goon"
Mom: "Don't grow up to be like him, he's such a felon."
Kid: "What's his real name?"
Mom: "Sam Coughlin"
Sam Coughlin by fsellig January 15, 2020