A Juggalo Chuggalo is a
beer chugging device created by JuggaloCujo many years ago designed to get a large group of
people intoxicated in a very
short amount of
time.
Made from a 3 Liter bottle of Faygo, it is emptied and rinsed out, left to dry and than slowly filled with 8 bottles of your
beer of choice. (Preferably Yuengling) After each
beer is slowly poured into the bottle and the foam has settled a
mark is made on the exterior of the bottle with a permanent or "Sharpie" marker. After the bottle is full numbers will be written between the lines designating the number of bottles of
beer are at each line.
The bottle is than passed around your crowd of friends and chugged in succession until emptied and than re-filled and chugged until everyone has had there fill of
beer.
Chugging is made extremely easy with this device due to 2 facts:
1. The bottle is made from plastic making it easy to squeeze and force the liquid down the throat faster than a normal
beer bottle or can.
2. The mouth of the bottle is twice the size of a normal bottle making the liquid flow out of the bottle and into your mouth faster.
An experienced chugger will be able to fully down an entire
beer in a matter of seconds.
After the bottle has been emptied for the final
time, and everyone around you reeks of "alchofunk." The crowd takes turns decorating the bottle with various designs.
A Juggalo Chuggalo should only be brought into the party on very special occasions and only used responsibly.
Hey man, We want to get completely
trashed tonight, you should bust out the Juggalo-Chuggalo.
Alright man, but I'm not buying the
beer.
