Cottam 

An elderly male who gives off a false impression by making much younger females believe that he is nice and soft like cotton when really he is just trying to lure them into bed with him. The word "Cottam" is slang for "cot them" and is used to describe somebody who takes advantage of barely legal girls by being a father-like figure to them and convincing them into using his baby-like penis as a pacifier.

The term "Cottam" can also be given to somebody who is high up in a workplace such as a bar manager, who employs young girls and offers them more suitable working hours in exchange of sexual favours.

Cottams tend to stand out among others as they will most likely always be suited and booted trying their hardest to look important and will always have a unusual smirk on their face which would be best described as a "pedo smile".

Alexandra: I really don't know what to do! I can't pay my bills on a wage like this!
Leah: Maybe you could do what me and Dem did and let Dave "cottam" you.
Alexandra: Im not sure I could go ahead with that Leah! I really don't think I could live with myself if I slept with desperate Dave!

Cottam by Funkdoctorforeskin March 30, 2023

Cottam 

|Cot - tam| adj. - Derived from the Latin 'Cottaminous' which loosely translates to; 'utter fucking slut bag'.

The term was used up until the late 1300's which would be chanted by a watching crowd as the newly suspected whore was whipped, stoned, spanked, penetrated, spooned, choked, donkey-punched or scissored.

These acts were performed by 3 'punisher's', one of which would finally carry out the old tradition of burning the condemned slag. Which of the punisher's to do this was decided by the act of soggy biscuit. Except instead of a hob-nob they performed upon the head of the prosecuted Cottaminous.

This was a popular, public exhibition before one whore that was to be condemned - Laurus Cottamus (1642-1691) - rewrote history by being the first bitch to really love this shit. Cottamus took everything the prosecutors could throw at her until they were worn out. But Cottamus just wanted more and more. A sudden addiction lead to a violent rampage, resulting in many deaths and mangled private areas of both men and women.

To this day, Cottamus' descendants still walk among us with similar whore-ish characteristics. They are not easy to spot and will deny any such accusations regarding their slutty nature.

"I wouldn't go near her if I were you, she's a total Cottam"

Cottam by Bro Montana 007 December 18, 2012

andrew cottam 

Ultra cool, hot and super cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser.

Andrew Cottam is a sexy bad boy

andrew cottam by Mary Longhill January 22, 2018

Andrew Cottam 

Ultra cool, super hot and cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser

Andrew Cottam is sexy and a bad boy.

Andrew Cottam by Mary Longhill January 22, 2018

cottard 

Basically the same thing as avetard, but these people reside at the Cottages of Norman, aka The Cot, these people are just as stupid and useless and probably have an even lower IQ. The cottages are just as trashy apartments and disgusting

Yea, the cottard is coming over today, should we just not open the door?

cottard by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

Cottagecore 

Cottagecore, also known as farmcore and countrycore, is inspired by a romanticized interpretation of western agricultural life. It is centered on ideas of simple living and harmony with nature. Themes associated with cottagecore include self-sufficiency, baking, and caring for people. While the aesthetic is prevalent on several social media sites, such as on Instagram and more recently TikTok, the community notably prospers on Tumblr. It is particularly popular within lesbian and woman-loving-woman (WLW), and nonbinary loving women (NBLW) communities.

"In the cottagecore universe, there are no phones pinging constantly with updates, no urgent work emails, no evenings spent responding to the onerous demands of a tyrannical boss. In fact, there is no labor beyond domestic, and workaday tasks are completed with a gauzy sense of fulfillment." -via The New York Times

Cottagecore by Keith Courage February 20, 2022

cottagecore lesbian 

a cottagecore lesbian is a girl who runs off to the countryside/farm to live in a cottage with her lesbian wife. it's based off of the cottagecore aesthetic, and lesbians really liked that aesthetic and decided to make it a lifestyle. cottagecore lesbians usually enjoy baking, the outdoors, animals, and small, cozy cottages. after all, that's where they live.

person: "why is she wearing a mushroom hat?"

cultured person: "that's because she's a cottagecore lesbian and she's matching with her girlfriend."

cottagecore lesbian by gay.avocado November 16, 2020