A small car produced by the general motors group.its small engine makes it very economical to run and due to its compact size and very cheap insurance makes it is ideal for old people and people with below average driving skills /IQ. If Childeren were allowed to drive this would be the car for them (its the tricycle of the car world)
"When I grow up, I'm going to get a job in McDonalds and save up for three months to buy a vauxhall corsa"
by neil brown September 24, 2006
Very small car that is usually driven by people with no self respect around the world.
In England they are Vauxhall Corsas, in Continetal Europe the are Opel Corsas and in the Americas they are Chevrolet Corsas. One thing remains constant, they are crap slow skateboard sized cars.
In England they are Vauxhall Corsas, in Continetal Europe the are Opel Corsas and in the Americas they are Chevrolet Corsas. One thing remains constant, they are crap slow skateboard sized cars.
by GuyWhoLikesGoodCars May 13, 2004
by corsacrazy.com January 22, 2004
by Ya boi lill dick February 5, 2018
Small compact range of european hatchbacks and saloons which were introduced in Germany in 1982 as Opel Corsa and Vauxhall Nova in Britain in 1983, this was then replaced in 1993 with an all new car which took on the european name and remains in production to this day, 2 new versions on. These cars are invariably owned by Neds or chavs depending on which side of Hadrians wall you are from. Your typical older Corsa will sport a very large bore exhaust which looks like a catering size tin of beans and makes the vehicle fart, it will have aftermarket alloy wheels which look absurd and are about as tasteful as a frilly toilet seat, normally has a spoiler on the roof that looks just like an ironing board, a body kit that looks like a 5 year old designed it, which incidentally is normally cracked and has smears of fibreglass paste on it, it will usually be adorned with stupid 'lexus look' taillights which are poorly made and let in water and just look crap! All of this and you'd think it was some 200BHP firebreathing monster, right? Nope! We are talking about a lusty 3 Cylinder, 973cc, 52 BHP powerhouse! The ultimate acoutriment for the tube about town!
by The Scottish Contingent August 13, 2007
“we’ve been making out for 4hrs” says Tommy
“DUDE she’s 14, you’re in college!” replies Harrison, shocked
“DW shes into it man!” and off Tommy leaves with his underage gf
“Mans a corsa driver, i’m disappointed.”
“DUDE she’s 14, you’re in college!” replies Harrison, shocked
“DW shes into it man!” and off Tommy leaves with his underage gf
“Mans a corsa driver, i’m disappointed.”
by ~42069~ February 24, 2021
A typical vauxhall driver who becomes enraged with normal drivers, purposely feeling the need to act like a cunt on the road.
by Cum_in_my_tum May 15, 2016