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Phenomenon in which your shit 'corks' itself. When you first start taking a corker, the begining is like a regular poop, but after you've passed an inch or so, the rest squirts -- you've uncorked your bowels. "That Panda Express gave me a huge corker last night!"
"I feel so much better, I just had to take a corker." |
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1. n. Something that is better than the rest.
2. n. Something that will stop any debate on the subject. 1. Man, your car is a corker.
2. Jude just gave that corker of a speech and we all shut up. |
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Meaning, essentailly, an odd, unique, peculiar, special, etc. person. Simliar to "You're a trip" Not necessarily bad, though not good either. You're a corker <insert name here>.
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top quality, nothing can beat it, classic. that joke was a corker......
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An angry little man with self hate issues. He has a penis so small it is the shape and size of a cork. He is so desperate to shag women, he dry humps them into submission. He tried to shag Rachelle last night, he is such a little corker.
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Someone with an extreme sense of humor. That dude is a real funny Corker.
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A corker is a lady who masturbates with a bottle of sparking wine. Part of the thrill is the danger of the cork popping before orgasm and causing damage. Posher ladies use champagne, the lower classes use Lambrini Sub division: If said lady refers to sipping a glass of rose she's corking whilst on the blob Darling, I think we should take a bottle of red to this dinner party. That Sheila is a bit of a corker
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A "corker" is nothing more than a funny joke that evokes laughter. All these other definitions are way off course. Jim: "Did you hear the one about the..."?
Tim: "Yeah, that was a real corker!" |
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