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Cop Nerd 

A person who at a young age willfully urged to be a cop and has had the urge follow them to their prime, with either some success or no success altogether.

You may be able to determine a Cop Nerd by observing the work positions they hold such as: Hall Monitor, Security guard, Police Officer etc.
You may also be able to determine them through certain characteristics most resembling to a cop.

Most Cop Nerd’s usually don't appear to have the means to be part of law enforcement or any part of special forces at all usually resulting in you not being able to take them seriously.
Theres also a chance that you may or may not see them impersonating and/or acting like a person of law enforcement or of the special forces on a day-to-day basis.
*Child/Man walks up to you wearing an orange fluorescent vest* Excuse me sir but you’re not allowed to be within this perimeter during these hours...

You: Oh ok...sorry about that. (Fucking Cop Nerd)
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026
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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
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breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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