Kyle: So, today I was driving home from work and I noticed a streetlight was out.
Kavon: Cool Story Dude!
Kavon: Cool Story Dude!
by Coolius September 11, 2008
A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.
by Rihanyce May 24, 2010
cool story bro is a saying that someone should say if they are bored, uninterested, or don't care about what another person is saying.
cool story bro has to be the most annoying thing invented either than "i know you are but what am i ?"
csb is the short form, and there is different ways you can say cool story bro . like cool story bro, write a book about it, cool story bro, want a medal ? and cool story bro, no one cares, cool story bro, make it your status, cool story bro, write a status about it .
but who gives a fuck !? because people who say cool story bro are just faggots who think they are cool .
cool story bro has to be the most annoying thing invented either than "i know you are but what am i ?"
csb is the short form, and there is different ways you can say cool story bro . like cool story bro, write a book about it, cool story bro, want a medal ? and cool story bro, no one cares, cool story bro, make it your status, cool story bro, write a status about it .
but who gives a fuck !? because people who say cool story bro are just faggots who think they are cool .
person 1: kay so on the weekend i went over to em's house for a sleepover and we -"
person 2: cool story bro, write a book about it"
person 2: cool story bro, write a book about it"
by oneamazingmotherfucker July 20, 2011
This term can be used, within the company of those you are close with, to in fact, congratulate a bro on a good story.
by pppoe December 11, 2012
The phrase a person uses when he/she couldn't possibly care less about what you have to say, yet feels the need to satisfy your "story" with a response. Very commonly received when the person using the phrase feels as if they are superior to you in each and every way, and would like nothing more than to pound your face into the ground.
As made famous by Katie Dalmas.
As made famous by Katie Dalmas.
by LJonesy October 6, 2011
''did you complete a bowel movement and release a stool upon my unsuspecting dog''
''cool story blow''
''did you deplete your bladder on my toilet''
''cool story blow''
''did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair''
''cool story blow''
''cool story blow''
''did you deplete your bladder on my toilet''
''cool story blow''
''did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair''
''cool story blow''
by MozeleyBaby November 22, 2010
gamer 1: I have a my first pentakill last nigth in League Of Legends, using Shaco, was amazing only me and my friend
gamer 2: pics¿
gamer 1: I forget them
gamer 2: cool story bra
gamer 2: pics¿
gamer 1: I forget them
gamer 2: cool story bra
by Turbotime September 20, 2010