Cool story bro

When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.

Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.

Person 2: Cool story bro.

by Thatbrodude August 3, 2016

Cool story bro

The most suitable response one can give to a story that completely wasted ones precious time. Parents, co-workers, and history classes often provoke its usage.

Bobby: So guess what? Nina wrote me up again, because i came to work late the other day.

Kelly: Cool story bro.

*FML why does Bobby think i give two shits about his life??? Please lord have this shift end already! He makes my job REAL RUDE*

Teacher: Agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages.

Student (shouting): COOL STORY BRO!

Mom: When i was your age i always had my room spotless.

Son: Cool story bro.

by RudeApproved March 10, 2011

cool story ho

A sarcastic and insulting response expressing disinterest to a useless, boring or irrelevant story while also calling the person a ho.

Jessica: Did you know that approximately one in five women worldwide report being sexually abused before the age of 15!

Joey: Cool story ho.

by Dejayelkay April 28, 2011

Cool story bro

When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.

Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.

Person 2: Cool story bro.

by Thatbrodude August 3, 2016

Cool story, bro

A slightly more "polite" way of saying "I wasn't listening" and/or "I don't care"

Person 1: "bro, you should've seen all the bitches that were hanging off me last night"

Person 2: "cool story, bro"

by TrueHylian July 14, 2021

cool story bro

A phrase used to react to a story, ect. that has little/nothing to do whith the curent subject.

*under a discussion about videogames*
Dude A:Hay guys i just started reading books, that shit is so cash!
Dude B: Cool story bro

by James Adrian AshtonLillybranch August 13, 2009

Cool Story Bro

a sentence, statement, word or story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.

1. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, want a sticker for that?
2. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit!
3. Oi Raelene, put a bookmark in your cool story and continue from no one gives a fuck
4. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, thought it was fucking amazing myself

by korean keyboard warrior July 23, 2011