cooked

(verb)
To get insulted or made fun of by another person. If they get support from bystanders or a viewing audience then it is extra effective, whether the insults are true or not.

Shoes are a typical target for "cookings".

synonyms:
blazed, riffed, insulted

Cooker"Hey you bought those ugly ass shoes at once upon a child!"

the Cooked "What ?"

Cook watchers"OHHHH you just got cooked !"

by vibraphone July 7, 2010

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Food of choice of a Soohoo

"Soohoos only eat cookes and never poop them out."

by Allen December 8, 2003

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1) Texas Hold'Em - burning a card before the flop, especially when pre-flop betting gets huge. Refers to pulling the pin on a grenade, but not throwing it immediately so it explodes a shorter time after throwing it.

2) To start a fight

1) Three guys went all-in, but we had to scrap the hand because Frank zoned out and cooked it before all the betting was done.

2) Some fool mooned Gary, so he chose to cook it right there in front of the bar.

by shnazzyman January 30, 2006

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adj; Having extremely dark skin. Commonly used by black people to make fun of Africans. The term isnt meant to be derogatory, just funny.

Terrell: "you see that nigga ova there?"

Leroy: "damn that nigga cooked"

Terrell: "word, he dark as fuck"

*laughing

by I'd beat September 19, 2011

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The epitome of intoxication (generally through canabis, people are generally called "cooked" once they find it impossible to contain a smile or giggles, and look like someone has poured red paint into their eyes.

"Dude, did you see how fucked up Jeremiah was?"

"Yeah, man! That cunt was absolutely cooked"

by Words of anarchy August 26, 2015

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