An endless and eternal pit devoid of all pleasure and goodness; the nerve center of all imaginable horrors; a putrid, oozing curse upon the world; that which makes us envy the dead; a gigantic, hulking nightmare factory; the ghost of lost freedom that forever haunts your soul; the mindkiller; a smoothie of broken glass, maggots, and metal filings; a mountain of reeking shit.
by Are Jonnson December 1, 2006
by GF Ed February 7, 2005
If you are on Urbandictionary.com or the Urban Dictionary app and are reading this text, you hereby agree to pay the person holding this device and letting you read this text any disclosed amount of cash. Personal deeds (including sexual) are also tolerable.
Failure to comply will result in a swift kick in the Gooty Hole by the person holding this device.
Other notes:
See: Gooty Hole
Failure to comply will result in a swift kick in the Gooty Hole by the person holding this device.
Other notes:
See: Gooty Hole
by dhughes April 12, 2016
Dave swore he was over his ex-girlfriend, but the words he kept putting on UD about her were contractions- he was projecting again.
by Meadow Soprano October 15, 2005
An unwritten, unspoken agreement between certain elements of law enforcement and other lawmen, cherchant, service providers
Yo, Patrick has a contract with the movie and TV unit, he can hook you up with some secret squirrel, cash ot!
by weaselworm May 18, 2019
1. an arrangement to have someone murdered by a
professional criminal
2. any illegal or unethical arrangement
professional criminal
2. any illegal or unethical arrangement
by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2009
(adj.) Term used to describe a sexual partner who sleeps with you without receiving something first i.e. Dinner, movie, gifts. You still end up paying for it eventually. Origin - UK mobile telephone payment system.
Atonym - Pay as you go
Atonym - Pay as you go
My girlfriend has put out four times this week, I just know that I'm going to have to pay the contract soon.
by JediAndi September 3, 2005