3 definitions by dhughes

Chemistry

The class that wastes the time of innocent teenagers.

I hate Chemistry....

by dhughes April 12, 2016

Washington Fireball

When one takes a wig, soaks it is gasoline, and hurtles it towards a loved one.

Mom: Ima kill your brother!
You: Why?
Mom: He tried to give me a Washington Fireball!
You: Oh @#$%

by dhughes April 12, 2016

Contract

If you are on Urbandictionary.com or the Urban Dictionary app and are reading this text, you hereby agree to pay the person holding this device and letting you read this text any disclosed amount of cash. Personal deeds (including sexual) are also tolerable.
Failure to comply will result in a swift kick in the Gooty Hole by the person holding this device.

Other notes:
See: Gooty Hole

Friend: I broke my contract.
You: Prepare your Gooty Hole.

by dhughes April 12, 2016