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Consolation Fries 

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The french fries in the bottom of the fast food bag. Just when the disappointment sets in that you've finished your fries, you are pleasantly surprised to find a few more Consolation Fries at the bottom of the bag.
I was sad when I finished my fries before I got home, but at least there are Consolation Fries left.
Consolation Fries by Jane Mc February 2, 2009
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Consolation Fries 

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Free food given to you by restaurants when they screw up your food.
"I was at Outback and they didn't cook my steak right. When it came back to the table, there were more fries on the plate. They gave me "Consolation Fries."
Consolation Fries by Myrina September 24, 2011
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Consolation Fries • consolation prize • consolation • consolation bias • Consolation blunt • consolation game • consolation goal • Consolation Guest • Consolation Piss • Consolation Rolo

Consolation fries 

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French fries purchased to cheer someone up following a loss.
After Ben and Adam failed to put together a bouquet for their friend Jason, they bought themselves some consolation fries.
Consolation fries by jaq-rabbit April 2, 2025
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Consolation fries 

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French fries purchased as comfort food following a disappointment.
BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.
Consolation fries by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025
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Consolation fries 

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French fries that one purchases as comfort food following a disappointment.
BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.
Consolation fries by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025
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