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An American Humanist’s Bible. Like the Bible, the Constitution can be interpreted to defend all forms of human behavior. Books are replaces by articles, commandments by amendments and preachers by lawyers and judges. The “intent” of the Framers who crafted the document may never be known, but chances are it isn’t what you believe.
Do you have a copy of the Constitution?”
“Of course, but wouldn’t you rather hear what I have to say?”
by Your”-ism”here June 15, 2009
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One's diet, and inner workings.

What something is made of.
The constitution of the elderly contains many figs and prunes.

The definition of God or any religious, politcal or auto-related word on this site is a constitution of bullshit and misinterpreted assfacts
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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Something liberals know nothing about but think they do. A historical document drafted in 1787 by the Continental Congress in Philadelphia, and the foundation of American law that liberals consider irrelevant today because it does not coincide with their misguided views. The liberals only use the Constitution to twist its wording and further their agenda i.e. using SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE to ban anything considered religious from public, and turning FREEDOM OF RELIGION into Freedom from Religion.
The U.S. Constitution is NOT law (despite what liberals tell you), but merely the foundation of our laws. The U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence are the greatest documents the human race has seen.
by krock1dk May 19, 2008
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"obey"
1. an antique document. out of date in the u.s.a.
whats a "constitution"? an ice-hockey-team?
by nuketheworld April 20, 2003
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The opposite of Prostitution. The act of paying for sex.
Man GW's so ugly he's gotta be into constitution.
by citizenoftheusofa May 02, 2008
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When something or someone like doesn´t exist.. You can´t see it.. It´s like part of something bigger.. What is it called? ehmm yea!
constitution, it´s constitution.
Your not a person anymore, your a constitution.
by Der Wubbileinen February 05, 2004
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