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1. America's second founding document that replaced the Articles of Confederation. The Constitution was created in 1789 because many (NOT ALL) of our Founding Fathers believed that the AoC did not create a strong enough central government.

The US Constitution includes a preamble, 3 Federal Branches of government, and the Bill of Rights. The Consitution can also be amended, and now has 27 amendments ranging from pay raises for congress, to emancipation from slavery.

2. Any country's founding document.
1. Unfortunately the Consitution has been hammered away by both Left and Right political parties seeking to expand the Federal government. George W. Bush is not the first person to shit all over the Constitution. Stop giving him all the credit. Presidents like Andrew Jackson, Abraham Lincholn, and FDR have caused the most damage.

2. Iraq needs to create a Constitution.
by N3r0666 June 07, 2005
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1.
A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.
She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts.
by el squid December 14, 2011
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2.
1: A now-irrelevant document which once provided freedom for Americans. Replaced by the Patriot Act, a sugar-coated document that repeals all civil liberties that Americans once enjoyed.
2: The Bush administration's toilet paper.
The Constitution WAS an important document in American history.
by AnyoneButBush '04 August 30, 2003
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3.
Was last seen burning in George Bush's fireplace
makes great smores that smell like freedom!
by suckage July 11, 2005
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4.
Once the writen law of the United States, now it's just spare toilet paper for the White House.
Bit by bit, the Constitution is being turned into a useless piece of paper.
by angry August 28, 2003
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5.
*A person's build.

*A thing's appearance.

*A nation's VITAL document regarding how it works, and, for example, what freedoms the people are allowed.
"The US Constitution is not only vital, but sacred as well."
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
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6.
Something made irrelavent by Bush
George W Bush: "That constitution makes great toilet paper!"
by God October 12, 2003
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7.
The greatest form of writing to ever exist. It is the only true thing that shows how much freedom we're supposed to be having in the USA. However, dumbasses like George W. Bush have never even looked at it and conservatives think they can change it around to meet their own selfish needs and beliefs.
Too bad our president isn't doing things that are said in the Constitution.
by weirdgirl August 20, 2003
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