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7.
In Canada this word is often used in place of "hoser" esp on the ski slopes.
I have also heard it used like "he really pulled a conklin" meaning he really fucked up.
by george paul September 06, 2006
 
1.
Of or relating to a bad ass from back east. Also see; pimp
You're so Conklin dude you don't even know how Conklin you are.
by Dalzdead May 04, 2009
 
2.
A large strawberry, who looks like a flaming homosexual and a wild ostrich. He is often found in the wild fighting or slapping someone else usually named Jake. People often say that a Conklin looks like the "I'm a snake" guy from youtube.
Person A: Did you see that wild ostrich on discovery channel last night?
Person B: No dude that was a Conklin

Person A: WOAAAHH!!! LOOK AT THAT SLITHERY SNAKEY SNAKE!!!!
Person B: no... thats just a Conklin.
by thewildlifespecialist October 06, 2011
 
3.
A mistake made right after a teacher or supervising officer tells you not to make that mistake.
Teacher:Now, while you're spot-welding, do not burn the hoses.
...5 minutes later.
Guy1: Shit dude, you're burning the hose!
Guy2: Shit, i pulled a conklin.
by Sol Surfer December 15, 2007
 
4.
The damn assholes who edit Urban Dictionary!
"Those fucking Conklins rejected my post for nigga-migga again."
"But dude, i love that word..."
"I know man, don't worry though, we'll get them bastards"
by Dwem December 15, 2007
 
5.
To totally and irreversibly fuck up a group or team's chance at winning or succeeding.
"Wow, did you see that idiot score on his own goal?"
"Ya, he sure pulled a mean conklin out there."

"Did you see game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals, typically conklin!"
by K Lo June 24, 2006
 
6.
a del val saying, this word means a usually huge motherfucker, average weight is 300lbs and around a hieght of 6'5. not someone to fuck with.
That's a fucking CONKlin right there dude.
by nassss January 30, 2009