Confucking

When something is so fucking confusing that it is Confucking

Flounder: Yo i had this dream with a car and these gurls and you were in it and so was my grandma

XXXander: Yo your dream is CONFUCKING XD

by XXXANDER1 July 11, 2009

Confucked

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.

The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.

by catfood69 May 11, 2016

confucked

when you’re fucking confused and barely know what your life is anymore

i’m so confucked right now honestly

by okden April 11, 2020

Confucked

When you are equally confused as fucked

Noah: dude I’m so confucked. I wasn’t listening in class and know I can’t write the essay due tomorrow

by Nmallard17 May 17, 2020

Confucked

To be confused beyond all help.

Guy 1: Did you get #12 on the Trigonometry test?
Guy 2: No dude, I was totally confucked!

by Imanasaur January 17, 2011

Confucked

Really fucking confused

Bro I don’t know what’s going on, I’m confucked.

by Iannsagod2 February 27, 2020

Confuckered

Seriously twisted, fucked up situation/person/place/thing.

This is one confuckered website!

by WeirdAuntMartha November 1, 2003