Conanic Tribe 

One of the two tribes that was founded at the dawn of the Earth. The Conanic Tribe is composed of Conans.

Their enemy was the Newmanic Tribe

The Conanic Tribe was just in its attempts to outflank the Newmanic Tribe.

Conanic Tribe by Steven April 6, 2004

Conanized 

To wait a substantial period of time to have something given to you, only to have the previous proprietor take back said gift for their own personal benefit.

Last week my coworker promised to bring me a delicious cupcake and after I'd taken one bite I was totally Conanized.

Conanized by Im4Coco February 3, 2010

Cole Comanic 

Pretty Sick

Person 1:Who is cool
Person 2:Cole Comanic

Cole Comanic by errttyjtsysty June 25, 2021

Conanigans 

Tricks and games made famous by Late Night and Tonight Show host Conan O'Brien.

The string dance is one of my favorite Conanigans.

Conanigans by stringdancer February 11, 2010

conanism 

Masturbating to Conan O'Brien.

Tony really loves watching Conan, so much that he's always commiting Conanism.

conanism by somedudeonUD October 27, 2010

Connicked

(con-ick-ed) v. 1) To be anally penetrated by a prosecutor who regularly cleans his own anus with the U.S. Constitution 2) To be the subject to prosecutorial misconduct to such a degree that it results the filing of a Habeas writ the day of trial 3) To piss on a U.S. Constitution wrapped in the American flag 4) To laugh while burning potentially exculpatory evidence

1) Q: How was court today? A: My butt hurts. Q: Why? A: I got Connicked.

2) Atty.: You're honor, I'd like to move that my client's habeas writ be added to the record. Judge: you haven't even given your opening statement. Atty.: I believe my client is about to be Connicked.

3) Q: Yo, what's this soggy piece of paper, and why is this flag laying here all wet? A: It must have been Connicked by the prosecutor.
4) Q: Wasn't there any evidence showing your client's innocence? A: I thought so, but when I went to the prosecutor's office to pick up my discovery there was smoke pouring out from under the door and someone inside was laughing like a hyena.

Connicked by wordsmithhomie October 7, 2016

Conpanic

A conjunction of confused and panic.

Omg, I'm conpanicing bc my boyfriend asked me to do something I wasn't comfortable with.

Conpanic by Tanner465 October 29, 2020