Noun - Power panties used by portly people for the illusion of slimness. Also, exclamation - shorthand for saying "Thanks!"
"I ate too much prime rib at the buffet and can only fit in my Jordache jeans with the help of 'ma Spanx!" Also, "Spanx for the memories..."
by Dawn Bolter February 10, 2005
spanx for the gift
by Donald W. Brown Jr March 13, 2011
Chad : Damn Chelsea your legs are so amazing!
Chelsea : Uhh thanks I work out!
Chad : Mmmm You sure do!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna come over tonight you can take off my Spanx and rub your face in my boobs and fat rolls! (Wink)
Chad : Not tonight Steve im gonna rub my face between Chelsea's leg's! Mmmm!
Chelsea : LIKE HELL YOU WILL GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FAGGOT!
Steve : So Chad do you want to rub you dick on my Spanx before or after you take it off? (Wink)
Chad : Fuck You Steve Fuck You!
Steve : Oh Chad I Love when you talk sexual! (Wink)
Chelsea : Uhh thanks I work out!
Chad : Mmmm You sure do!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna come over tonight you can take off my Spanx and rub your face in my boobs and fat rolls! (Wink)
Chad : Not tonight Steve im gonna rub my face between Chelsea's leg's! Mmmm!
Chelsea : LIKE HELL YOU WILL GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FAGGOT!
Steve : So Chad do you want to rub you dick on my Spanx before or after you take it off? (Wink)
Chad : Fuck You Steve Fuck You!
Steve : Oh Chad I Love when you talk sexual! (Wink)
by SlopNChop September 10, 2019
A cheap pair of pantyhose that have been cut off at the feet or above, depending on the level of control needed.
My ghetto spanx are rolling up!
by maribry July 1, 2010
A woman who is not quite thin, and not quite fat. In the clubs, she goes out wearing Spanx, an undergarment (girdle) designed to conceal cellulite and bumps, but when her date takes her home, the undergarment is removed, revealing mountains of shocking fleshy cellulite and fat.
A: Wow! Regina looks so good! Did she lose weight?
B: No, she's got it all tucked in-- she a spanx whore.
B: No, she's got it all tucked in-- she a spanx whore.
by Christine Pinheiro May 25, 2007
I am going to loose a few pounds before I wear this new dress so I do not have to wear Spanx and pee through the spanx hole all night.
by chunkygirl June 26, 2012
A phrase intended to imply that someone needs to calm down or relax. Spanx are a slimming body sleeve that women wear. Saying this to a woman implies that she is fat and being annoying or overreacting. Saying this to a man implies that he is a woman, fat, and overreacting or being annoying.
Coined by C. Tonsmeire 03/10
Coined by C. Tonsmeire 03/10
"Chris, can we switch over to that cooking show?"
"Jesus, Dave, don't bust your Spanx. I'll change the channel at halftime."
"Jesus, Dave, don't bust your Spanx. I'll change the channel at halftime."
by the 13th Warrior March 23, 2010