Cumplaning 

Similar to hydroplaning, the act of slipping on lost sperm usually found on the floor.

"Dude, I almost cracked my head today."
"What happened?"
"I was cumplaning."
"That's why I have carpeted floors"

Cumplaning by AirRoar February 26, 2010

Composing with James 

A euphemism for two friends having wild and vigorous sex, but claiming that they are just composing a piece of music before school registration

Where is Rebekah?
Ohhhh she’s just composing with James

Composing with James by jhakiygsbksjs March 28, 2018

extreme couponing

Extreme Couponing is the act of buying a rediculous amount of products at a retail store (usually grocery) for next to nothing. For the most part, the items are purchased in rediculous quantities through the use of coupons. In some cases, the store may end up owing someone money. This "overage" may be creditied to other items (such as beer or meat products).

I was stuck in line at the store for half an hour because of some nut-job house wife, all thanks to extreme couponing.

extreme couponing by Mike Derulo June 4, 2011

Composing his Alphabet 

When somebody has a stutter and keeps getting stuck on letters

Person" Pauls pissing me off with that stutter"
Person 2 " ah leave it out he's composing his alphabet"

Composing his Alphabet by Subway Squad March 14, 2016

compooping 

The act of using a laptop computer while simultaneously using the toilet.

While compooping, I drafted my fantasy baseball team.

compooping by AJC3 April 8, 2006

dd complaining

A meme derived from dirtydog (abbreviated to dd) regarding his contempt and displeasure of everything.

I'm tired of immigrants coming into this country and taking all the jobs.

LOL, dd complaining.

dd complaining by The Self Preservation Society - The SPS May 23, 2008

complaining 

Complaining is usually what hipocritical people do when something displeases them. they would rather use a verbal indication to express their displeasure of a certain thing, rather than taking a stand and doing something about it.

Hippie 1:There're like starving people all over the world man, i think i'll stand in front congress and wave a sign for a couple hours to get my point across.

complaining by mAGIK bUS April 17, 2005