Comay 

Based on the puppet doll who spreads gossip on known personalities on Puerto Rico's WAPA-TV show "SuperXclusivo", "Comay" is that person who knows everything that is going on with everybody, who knows the juice, who knows the latest gossip. It can also refer to someone who knows and reports all the gossip.

1. You always know what's going on around here... You're "La Comay".

2. You don't know what just happened? Ask "La Comay".

3. A: Let me tell you something. So and so did this. Have I mentioned who?
B: No, you haven't! Say it, Comay, say it!

Comay by Hectol October 9, 2008

Columbian Comakazi 

To put cocaine onto a girls bum-hole and sniff it off.

Mate, last night I paid that prostitute 100 dollars, took her back to my place and did the columbian comakazi all night long!!!! 'whats the columbian comakazi?' mate you rack a line of coke on a girls asshole and sniff it off - you need to keep up with the REAL!

Columbian Comakazi by JohnnyBad December 27, 2011

runescape coma

When a person can't focus in work/school because they were up all night playing Runescape.

Office worker 1: Dude, Jim seems really out of it. Did Gina break up with him?

Office Worker 2: No, but she probably will. He wanted full Zamorak so bad that he stayed up all night playing Runescape. He's in a runescape coma.

runescape coma by imspazz12 February 21, 2010

Weed Coma 

When you wake up in the middle of the night after smoking a bunch of weed, and the lights are all on, phones dead, fully clothed, and confused on what happened.

“Yo I smoked so much weed last night I got put into Weed Coma”

Weed Coma by brandonxperry June 2, 2019

Fridge Coma

When you look in the fridge, find nothing appetizing to eat and just continue to stare blankly towards the back of the firdge in a coma like state as if something delicious will appear right before your very eyes.

Kid #1) bro whats in the fridge i got the munchies. Bro? Dudeeee????Whats in the fukin FRIDGE!!!!???

Kid #2) Sorry i was in a fridge coma, we don't got jack shit.

Fridge Coma by Jerz973 July 9, 2010

coma week 

A coma week is a week in which the participant will spend the entire time drunk - going out every night of the week, getting drunk, returning home, sleeping and then eating a fry up and starting drinking again in preparation for the next night of drunkenness.

It is so named because after 7 days of near-constant drinking, the participant will be in a state that resembles a coma - unconscious and unresponsive to stimuli

Steve and Dean decided to celebrate their graduation by doing a coma week.

coma week by SellyOakRam March 21, 2010

dick coma 

When you have fallen in a deep sleep that is incredibly hard to awaken from because of the bomb dick you received the previous night

I've finally awaken from dick coma.

dick coma by Shaunology February 26, 2015