the ultimate definition of gay
Don't be Colton.
by qwertys6969 September 07, 2014
lil dick nigga! A man with a shmeek! A man who shoves their balls in their butthole.
Oh look here comes gay boy(Colton)
by 09091234 June 16, 2014
A short, skinny asshole, who can't get along with anyone, usually an atheist, who hates agreeing with people. Usually little or no friends.
Colten: Hey man. Tom cruse was not in top gun
Man 2: yes he was:
Man 3: don't worry man he is just a Colton.
by Mittenzboy May 07, 2013
A person who has trouble walking on their own two feet. Lacks hand eye coordination. Awkward in appearance and personality.
I saw a Colton try to catch a frisbee. It was funny
by Colton "Why am I Never" Wright December 16, 2011
Someone who is absolute scum. A racist, over-privileged fucker who has never worked a day in his life and yet judges others for working hard to make a living.

Also, they think they are very clever, and yet makes incredibly stupid decisions based on personal feelings.

All in all, a fuckwit.
If I don't like you, I won't even talk to you. I'll ignore you, because I'm a Colton.
by Macka7 March 08, 2012
Colton or Pulling A Colton is when you are on Xbox live, and you are in a party chat, and you start to masterbate to your friends voices.
Last night I pulled a Colton.
by anonymous 9012348 July 01, 2010
One who has a gut and doesn't know it, is also quite unintelligent. Usually this male, doesn't get invited to birthday parties, although he comes anyways. Asks parents to set "play-dates" up for him, eats only cheap and processed foods, is a member of the lower class society, and tend to migrate from Wisconsin. Only mates with cousins, and in most cases, the male they call "Colton" 98% of the time has a speech impeditment. And finally, this creature is shaped either like a boar or a Doctor Seuss character. These creatures tend to be prone to severe nose injuries, making them look even more peculiar. Has a slight tendency to send out unwanted nudey pics, also says words like "nakey", "sexy time", and "kinky" due to the simple fact that he cannot pronounce other words. Also loves to hump and masturbate to inanimate objects.
Example 1: Person A: Colton you're putting on a little weight.

Colton: Weally you don't just make up words.. Wha da fuck is weight..

Example 2: Colton: Hey cousin, want to go behind the shed, maybe get nakey and have some sexy time, don't wowwy I bwought some bologna.
by GlentheScientist83 December 14, 2010

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