Military slang for the mass murder of civilians through the use of weapons which are known in advance to be imprecise and/or to cause damage across a large area (e.g. cluster bombs).
Dead babies in Fallujah.
by troops out of Iraq! April 27, 2004
Collateral Shittage occurs when there is an explosion of liquid shit and feces of biblical proportion. Generally, Collateral Shittage is not anticipated. Rather, one expects a clean pinch and drop of an otherwise healthy turd. When Collateral Shittage occurs, it results in a wet, thick, shit overspray that sticks around the oring and blasts out and upwards onto the ass cheeks and even as far as the lower back. It splatters the toilet bowel and may even run along and down the toilet seat rim appearing like warm ass batter. In extreme cases, it may even reach the floor or surrounding walls. Collateral Shittage is difficult to clean up and results in a typical Endless Wipe.
Carl was heading out of the office for an afternoon sales meeting. On the way out, he felt a sudden clinching of his oring. He ran to the rest room to where he thought he would have pinched the perfect loaf. However, his Mexican lunch came back to haunt him and his ass exploded in virtual liquid fire and brimstone and he blew out his colon with Collateral Shittage all over the stool, his ass and onto the tail of his dress shirt. Needless to say, Carl cancelled his meeting and went home to shower his mung ass.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
noun
when you acquire respect from others by knowing or associating yourself with someone they already respect.
when you acquire respect from others by knowing or associating yourself with someone they already respect.
"i got collateral props from the DJ for knowing josh when i said 'josh says you're dope' "
Steve received collateral props from his friends when they saw the picture he took with adult film actress Tera Patrick.
Steve received collateral props from his friends when they saw the picture he took with adult film actress Tera Patrick.
by laundromatt October 26, 2010
Voluntarily blinding one or more innocent drivers, in order not to miss the opportunity to turn on your own high beams and blind some jackass who won't dim his high beams for any oncoming traffic.
"Man, I felt bad for the other folks on the road tonight, but one asshole made me have to dish out a little collateral blindage."
by scorpioeric November 16, 2007
by MidknightXMBJr March 8, 2016
When a male urinates before aiming, presuming the urine will go in the toilet bowl, but it does not.
"Zed"
Hey Maynard, did you pee all over the bathroom floor?
"Maynard"
Yeah. Sorry man, collateral drainage, I'll wipe it up.
Hey Maynard, did you pee all over the bathroom floor?
"Maynard"
Yeah. Sorry man, collateral drainage, I'll wipe it up.
by Gabe Boyce June 24, 2010
by ZUBS@$!@ December 11, 2019