A drink you make a girl, that you add a little secret ingredient too!
She told me to make her a drink, so I made her a rufi colada. Ya we had sex after that!!!!
by The "Adam" April 12, 2008
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During a 3-some involving 2 guys and one girl, One guy ejaculates and one guy pees into the girl's open mouth. She then gargles mixing the concoction into a substance largely resembling the popular alcoholic beverage.
Guy #1: hey girl are you thirsty?

Girl: yes very

Guy #2: well then open up and we will make you a Pina Colada
by the bartender123 August 21, 2010
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When you drink a lot of pineapple juice so your cum tastes better, while at the same time applying coconut oil on your penis to complete the penis colada
I've been brewing up my penis colada all week for my baby
by Pancacoeveryday April 16, 2016
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The act of fleeing to a tropical island or otherwise exotic place to avoid legal proceedings.
Yea Marco got caught embezzling so he pulled a subpoeña colada and went to Tahiti
by Mr. Blinky June 30, 2020
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The dangerous but often fun mixture of vicodin and an alcoholic beverage.
Ah it's been a long day, time to settle down with a vico-colada.
by Raditude February 13, 2011
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When one adds fruit to a beer.
Why are you putting that lime in that Corona?
Because I want a Beer-a-colada!

No orange wedge in a Blue Moon
by opiewan April 29, 2007
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A deliciously refreshing 'cock'tail of semen depensensed from a loving male organ of into the mouth of a thirsty partner.
Victoria must've drank a pint of Penis Colada at the bukkake party in Wolverhampton last night!
by Torso69 June 11, 2009
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