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To be high or drunk to the greatest extent
Friend: Hey man how was the party last night?

Guy: It was sick dude. I was skeetched out of my mother fuckin' mind.
by the bartender123 January 3, 2011
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During a 3-some involving 2 guys and one girl, One guy ejaculates and one guy pees into the girl's open mouth. She then gargles mixing the concoction into a substance largely resembling the popular alcoholic beverage.
Guy #1: hey girl are you thirsty?

Girl: yes very

Guy #2: well then open up and we will make you a Pina Colada
by the bartender123 August 21, 2010
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