Word and/or phrase that reflects the character Seth Cohen on the show The O.C. Can be a form of sarcasm that Seth usually uses throughout the show.
Seth: Happy Chrismukkah! Eight days of presents, followed by one day of many presents.
Seth: You remember the meatloaf incident of '98?
Kirsten Cohen: That was brisket.
Seth: That's my point exactly.
Seth: Dude. You're a Cohen now. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.
Wow. You have mastered sarcasm. Lay of the cohenisms, will ya?
Seth: You remember the meatloaf incident of '98?
Kirsten Cohen: That was brisket.
Seth: That's my point exactly.
Seth: Dude. You're a Cohen now. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.
Wow. You have mastered sarcasm. Lay of the cohenisms, will ya?
by hellokitty117 May 9, 2007
A word used by Simpsons writers to explain things that sound like it comes from Simpson writer David X (previously S) Cohen.
commentary: .. those of you who are fans of David S. Cohen will like this episode because it has a lot of Cohenisms in it..
by Dsanwor October 16, 2007
The head caste in Ancient and future Israel, the koheinim (priests) are Levi'im (Levites) who are descended from Aharon ben-Amram-v'Yokheved HaLevi.
"Cohen" is a variant of "Kohein". In turn, "Cohen" has variants such as "Katz" ("Kohan Tzedek", as in Phoebe Katz (Cates) Klein), "Kagan" or "Kajan" (variants of "Kahan" or "Kahane"; as in Associate SCOTUS Justice Elena Kagan), "Kohn" and "Kahn" (as in John Kohn (changed to Kerry by his granddad, Fritz Kohn)), and "Cohan" (a variant of "Kohein" not to be confused with the variant for the Irish "Keohane", though that may have some, if any, origins among koheinim based in Ireland).
by Nickidewbear August 19, 2011
by Renshaw30 July 20, 2009
god where do we begin? Cohen is the sweetest, most caring, down to earth person you will ever meet. You are so lucky if you get the chance to call him yours. Normally AMAZING OUT OF THIS WORLD kissers and they are so genuine. Cohen's are rare to find, but if you do find one, hold onto him as long as you can. He's legitimately the definition of perfect. Honestly. He's smart, SUPER hot but cute at the same time (which idk if that's even that's possible) and he has a great sense of humour. If you do meet a Cohen...well....consider yourself the most luckiest girl in the world:)
Cameron: Hey did you see the new guy? He is literally everything I'll ever need! Has he asked you out yet.
Sabrina: Yeah, and his name is Cohen,
Sabrina: Yeah, and his name is Cohen,
by baddiez shart too June 17, 2018
by Benjamin David April 22, 2008
Literally the best guy anyone can meet he is loyal, funny, and ofc charming he is someone you can trust secrets with and really easy to talk to
by I’m not of the ok January 14, 2020