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And on the 8th day He made coffee.
God: "mmmm that's fucking orgasmic"
by JKrew_NOT January 02, 2010
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Herman: "Hey Stu, why do you like coffee?"
Stu: "Because it's the only socially acceptable way to drink cream."
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1. In addition to water, food, shelter, and clothing, coffee is the new essential substance needed for the survival of the human race, specifically students.

2. The solution to homework
I've got an early flight tomorrow, I better drink a lot of coffee tomorrow.
by Pearllady70 November 15, 2009
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Coffee is the way. Coffee is the light. I stumbled across a work of genius and like a good everythingian I brought it back here to share with you.
the pleasures and pains of coffee
Read it. Ponder it. Wonder at it. If it's not your cup of tea maybe one of the following coffe links will be. Never stray from the path.
RFC 2324 (Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0))
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an addictive, nice smelling, buzz-giving, dehydrating black liquid. drunk all over the world.
i need coffee to be awake.
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When i wake up in the morning, its there. When i go outside, its in my hand. when i go to sleep, its there, next to me.
This is what caffeine and coffee does to me does to me:)
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Nectar of the Gods as given Man by a Mexican on a Donkey.
Give me coffee or I will have a petit mal seizure
by pookleblinky December 03, 2004
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