The master of many slaves that make up the working class.

Coffee should be drank either black or with no more than 15% cream and sugar to be truly enjoyed. However, many people prefer beverages that try to pass for coffee but are like less than 50% coffee and mostly milk/cream and sugar.
I can't function in the morning without at least 1 cup of Columbian brew coffee.
by RC July 16, 2005
(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
I didn't mean to make Bob the coffee, but I could stop coughing!
by Tim McGuinness May 28, 2008
1) adjective

Term used to describe that which is entirely awesome, profound, or otherwise regarded as favorable.

2) noun

An object of awesomeness.

synonyms: awesome, cool
antonyms: decaf
A: I just pwned some noobs on Counterstrike.
B: Dude, that's so coffee.

A: I found $100!
B: Coffee!
by David Fier November 11, 2004
someone who is coughed on
I was the coffee last night because my husband is sick.
by christayina April 20, 2008
N. Marijuana, weed, reefer, etc. Just another slang word for the best medicine in the world.
Devin woke up to the sweet smell of coffee which brought a big smile to his face.
by Fishman the Great June 08, 2007
1. synonym for cocaine.

2. simply grand.
Goddamn i need a coffee break.
by yourmombiatch February 20, 2005
One that is coughed upon.
I have coughed on you, you are now a coffee.
by Andrew Cham December 27, 2005
1. A tasty morning drink made from coffee beans.
2. Sex, ~from the wrong side of the cup: Anal Sex, ~from the wrong side of the manly cup: gay sex
"You wanna come have some coffee?"
"Hey, he's been having coffe from the wrong side of the cup!"
by Headless Chicken June 02, 2005

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