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50.
The perfect drink to late night diner runs. Can be easily killed and can taste like bath water when you add too many creamers. Some people show a high desire love for the drink.(see example)
Lindsey: "COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE!"
by Molemon December 01, 2008
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51.
One who is coughed upon.
Jane coughed on Jim, Jim punched her. Jim is a bad coffee.

I was coughed on, I am a coffee.
by OfficerCash March 26, 2009
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52.
someone who is coughed upon
"is the coffee ok? no he contracted bronchitis"
by Jabliz February 24, 2009
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53.
Simply put, it's one of the most pathetic excuses for looking like "a fancy high-strung hunk of 'Can't get my ass out of bed' crap who want's to feel good abput him/her self"
I drink Coffee because it help's me wake up.
by Free from Stupid October 27, 2008
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54.
(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
I didn't mean to make Bob the coffee, but I could stop coughing!
by Tim McGuinness May 28, 2008
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55.
1) adjective

Term used to describe that which is entirely awesome, profound, or otherwise regarded as favorable.

2) noun

An object of awesomeness.

synonyms: awesome, cool
antonyms: decaf
1)
A: I just pwned some noobs on Counterstrike.
B: Dude, that's so coffee.

2)
A: I found $100!
B: Coffee!
by David Fier November 11, 2004
47 68
 
56.
someone who is coughed on
I was the coffee last night because my husband is sick.
by christayina April 20, 2008
5 28