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One that is coughed upon.
I have coughed on you, you are now a coffee.
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That brown liquid you see your dad drink every day. Smells good
Coffee is for old people
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A caffeinated drink that comes in many varieties. It is usually quite bitter. E.g. Latte, Cappuccino, Mocha
Coffee shops are everywhere and you can pop in to get a nice drink. It is usually made with beans or granules and hot water. Coffee is drank all over the world.
I need COFFEE I'm so tired!
OOH there's a coffee shop over there! Fancy a cuppa?
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No definition here, Just what you need to do...
Leave me alone to drink my coffee in peace.
need coffee, coffee good.
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To get coffee can mean a great deal of things, instead of just the act of procuring a hot beverage. Mostly directed towards going to a coffee shop.
"Hey Bob, want to go get coffee?"
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The perfect drink to late night diner runs. Can be easily killed and can taste like bath water when you add too many creamers. Some people show a high desire love for the drink.(see example)
Lindsey: "COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE!"
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1. A tasty morning drink made from coffee beans.
2. Sex, ~from the wrong side of the cup: Anal Sex, ~from the wrong side of the manly cup: gay sex
"You wanna come have some coffee?"
"Hey, he's been having coffe from the wrong side of the cup!"
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