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9.
The master of many slaves that make up the working class.

Coffee should be drank either black or with no more than 15% cream and sugar to be truly enjoyed. However, many people prefer beverages that try to pass for coffee but are like less than 50% coffee and mostly milk/cream and sugar.
I can't function in the morning without at least 1 cup of Columbian brew coffee.
by RC July 16, 2005
 
50.
(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
"Did you just cough on me?"

"Yes, you're a coffee"
by TangoApple December 07, 2009
 
51.
The perfect drink to late night diner runs. Can be easily killed and can taste like bath water when you add too many creamers. Some people show a high desire love for the drink.(see example)
Lindsey: "COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE!"
by Molemon December 01, 2008
 
52.
One who is coughed upon.
Jane coughed on Jim, Jim punched her. Jim is a bad coffee.

I was coughed on, I am a coffee.
by OfficerCash March 26, 2009
 
53.
someone who is coughed upon
"is the coffee ok? no he contracted bronchitis"
by Jabliz February 24, 2009
 
54.
Simply put, it's one of the most pathetic excuses for looking like "a fancy high-strung hunk of 'Can't get my ass out of bed' crap who want's to feel good abput him/her self"
I drink Coffee because it help's me wake up.
by Free from Stupid October 27, 2008
 
55.
(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
I didn't mean to make Bob the coffee, but I could stop coughing!
by Tim McGuinness May 28, 2008
 
56.
1) adjective

Term used to describe that which is entirely awesome, profound, or otherwise regarded as favorable.

2) noun

An object of awesomeness.

synonyms: awesome, cool
antonyms: decaf
1)
A: I just pwned some noobs on Counterstrike.
B: Dude, that's so coffee.

2)
A: I found $100!
B: Coffee!
by David Fier November 11, 2004