Codoinked 

The feeling you get when you leave a conversation and think of all the things you should have said.

person 1: blah blah blah (arguing)
person 2: blah blah blah (rubbish comebacks)

person 2 leaves
person 2: oh i should have said that, i feel codoinked

Codoinked by cheese-themostamazingthingever June 7, 2012

Choinked

Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.

Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”

Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”

Choinked by fat obese lady May 15, 2022

coinkedink 

corruption of coincidence. US slang

What a coinkedink!

coinkedink by billythefish2302 October 4, 2010

coinked out the gorg 

a state of being

when one is straight coinked out the gorg

I’m coinked out the gorg.

coinked out the gorg by drywall13 November 27, 2022