Codoinked

The feeling you get when you leave a conversation and think of all the things you should have said.

person 1: blah blah blah (arguing)
person 2: blah blah blah (rubbish comebacks)

person 2 leaves
person 2: oh i should have said that, i feel codoinked

Codoinked by cheese-themostamazingthingever June 7, 2012

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Choinked

Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.

Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”

Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”

Choinked by fat obese lady May 15, 2022

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Codoinked • Choinked • coinkedink • coinked out the gorg • codeine dreaming • Codeine Diva

coinkedink

corruption of coincidence. US slang

What a coinkedink!

coinkedink by billythefish2302 October 4, 2010

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coinked out the gorg

a state of being

when one is straight coinked out the gorg

I’m coinked out the gorg.

coinked out the gorg by drywall13 November 27, 2022

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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