Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.
Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”
Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
by fat obese lady May 16, 2022
Noun.
Suffixes: Choinky, Choinkle.
1. A person whose personality is that of cheesy and absurd.
2. A scenario that is unpleasant, cheesy, and absurd.
(Frustrating and Cringy)
Suffixes: Choinky, Choinkle.
1. A person whose personality is that of cheesy and absurd.
2. A scenario that is unpleasant, cheesy, and absurd.
(Frustrating and Cringy)
Example 1. Why is the acting in this movie so Choinky.
Example 2. Why do you have to be such a Choink.
Example 3. Can you stop acting less idiotic you Choinkle.
Example 2. Why do you have to be such a Choink.
Example 3. Can you stop acting less idiotic you Choinkle.
by Choinkle of Guy March 25, 2019
Noun.
-choinked/choinking
1. to steal, snatch or take.
(usually in a playfull manner)
-related terms:
choinkable (adjective)
choinker (noun)
choinkingly (adverb)
-choinked/choinking
1. to steal, snatch or take.
(usually in a playfull manner)
-related terms:
choinkable (adjective)
choinker (noun)
choinkingly (adverb)
example 1. I am choinking your black Ticonderoga HB pencil.
example 2. I will choink your cookies and milk.
example 3. Pirates choinked his treasure.
example 2. I will choink your cookies and milk.
example 3. Pirates choinked his treasure.
by CharlieChoinkVerb December 21, 2006
Alien 1: "Urg babe I'm about to freakin' choink"
Alien 2: "Launch your cute little choink juice babe"
Alien 2: "Launch your cute little choink juice babe"
by Nolan the Alien Babe :3 August 13, 2021
A choink is a very respectable group of middle aged men. They have a 3 foot long cock that they use to destroy the world. They hate nigger, spics, and Arabs. They will burn you at stake if they find out you a doink(doink- arch nemesis of choink)
by Choink Master Nolan March 21, 2019
by Hilux249 April 13, 2020