by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004
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SOLDIER #1:
What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR:
Yes!
SOLDIER #1:
You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR:
What?
SOLDIER #1:
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR:
Yes!
SOLDIER #1:
You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR:
What?
SOLDIER #1:
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
by AMmayhem November 13, 2004
A coconut is a person who like the fruit, is white on the inside yet brown on the outside. Eg. Indian This person may like to party, drink alcohol,have boyfriends, dress in westernised clothing despite their asian appearance and upbringing.
Ed: Hey, is Sandeep (the Coconut) going to the party?
Josh : Yeah he said he's not going to temple this week.
Sandeep: omg, its christmas next week!
Ed: Dude, your hindu.
Josh : Yeah he said he's not going to temple this week.
Sandeep: omg, its christmas next week!
Ed: Dude, your hindu.
by fubtabulous September 14, 2012
act of sipping an invisible coconut on the company's payroll while doing a meaningless task on your own or with a team, in order to maximize value for yourself at the expense of the company. It only applies to payed employees who enjoy a certain level of comfort from being let go. Comes from the act of enjoying a coconut cocktail while on vacation.
"John is coconuting right now": John is updating an Excel file that nobody in the company needs, just to make it until it's time for him to leave, because he doesn't want to engage in any activity that may keep him working late.
"Mike just coconuted me for an hour": Mike works at a different office with a different time zone, and he talks slowly and is very hesitant during the call, until is his time to leave. I am exposed to his indifference to work, and just have to suck it up, before I can go back to my agenda and keep working for the company. In my imagination Mike is sipping a coconut with his shoes off caring less about colleagues on the rest of the world.
"Mike just coconuted me for an hour": Mike works at a different office with a different time zone, and he talks slowly and is very hesitant during the call, until is his time to leave. I am exposed to his indifference to work, and just have to suck it up, before I can go back to my agenda and keep working for the company. In my imagination Mike is sipping a coconut with his shoes off caring less about colleagues on the rest of the world.
by nordhaus January 22, 2014
What Scar from the Lion king has
"Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts jiggly jiggly. Big ones small ones fat ones some as big as your head."
by Quincy w. H. February 28, 2008
The coconut tree is a member of the palm tree family and the only living species of the genus Cocos. The term "coconut" can refer to the whole coconut palm, the seed, or the fruit, which botanically is a drupe, not a nut. The name comes from the old Portuguese word coco, meaning "head" or "skull", after the three indentations on the coconut shell that resemble facial features. They are ubiquitous in coastal tropical regions and are a cultural icon of the tropics. It is one of the most useful trees in the world and is often referred to as the "tree of life". It provides food, fuel, cosmetics, folk medicine, and building materials, among many other uses. The inner flesh of the mature seed, as well as the coconut milk extracted from it, form a regular part of the diets of many people in the tropical region. Coconuts are distinct from other fruits because their endosperm contains a large quantity of clear liquid, called coconut water or coconut juice. Mature, ripe coconuts can be used as edible seeds or processed for oil and plant milk from the flesh, charcoal from the hard shell, and coir from the fibrous husk. Dried coconut flesh and the oil and milk derived from it are commonly used in cooking, frying in particular, as well as in soaps and cosmetics. Sweet coconut sap can be made into drinks or fermented into palm wine or coconut vinegar. The hard shells, fibrous husks, and long pinnate leaves can be used as material to make a variety of products for furnishing and decoration.
Person 1:Want some coconuts?
Person 2:YES!
Person 1:How much will you need?
Person 2:As much as you can get!
Person 1:Ok. I'll be back in an hour with the coconuts. bye.
Person 2:Bye!
Person 2:YES!
Person 1:How much will you need?
Person 2:As much as you can get!
Person 1:Ok. I'll be back in an hour with the coconuts. bye.
Person 2:Bye!
by Everything Dictionary May 4, 2021