Definitions by AMmayhem

shimp 

A she-pimp. A woman who sells out other women (or men) for sexual acts.

Stacey: "Where did Autumn disappear to?"
Aaron: "She's a shimp, she's probably checking up on her bitches."

shimp by AMmayhem October 19, 2005

coconut 

A device used to make galloping sounds when cut into two halves and hollowed out.

SOLDIER #1:
What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR:
Yes!
SOLDIER #1:
You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR:
What?
SOLDIER #1:
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.

coconut by AMmayhem November 12, 2004

shtworg 

Essentially a meaningless insult. Can be used in place of 'idiot,' 'moron,' or 'dumbass;' but the meaning doesn't matter, only the fact that it's an insult.

Derived from the inverse of "growths." Just because it sounded funny.

Jared is a shtworg for buying Halo 2 at 12:08am.

shtworg by AMmayhem November 8, 2004

goose bumpy

The state of having goose bumps; as a result of something chilling, or creepy, etc.

"Whoa, after seeing that, I feel all goose bumpy."

goose bumpy by AMmayhem September 11, 2004