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A dumbass or really stupid person, originated from spencer sheets
Spencer drives like a damn cocknate
cocknate by A squared April 20, 2015

coconutter

Person 1: "Ugh, the bus driver just yelled at me for no reason!"
Person 2: "Oh, what a coconutter!"
coconutter by Sassy Sasha May 2, 2018
A gentleman of small stature who acts like a dick. Typically has a napoleon complex, which may be remedied by driving a large vehicle or owning a horse.
I know this little cocknut is seeing my texts and not responding!
Cocknut by Vactory August 8, 2020
When you nudge a person with your cock to make them do something.
I was ready to dive but a little hesitant when I was cock nudged from behind.

Or

This morning I cocknudged my girlfriend to get her in the mood
Cocknudge by Mrcolnago August 9, 2012
a pathetic little loser penis the size of bic lighter when erected.
oh hey that dudes got a cocklette
cocklette by yourknowme February 25, 2012

Coconutting

When you have sex with a coconut and ejaculate into it.
I walked into my friends room only to catch him coconutting.
Coconutting by madokatan August 7, 2017