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I'd give my left nut to stuff my dick in her cockmitten. or That Ja Rule is such a cockmitten.
by Ricearoni Tony January 08, 2004
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Noun.

1. A sheath, shield, or covering for the penis, probably made of cotton.

2. A derogatory slight to an annoying person, in the same vein as douchebag
1: I was gettin' some sun using this awesome new cock mitten! Check it! No tan lines!

2: That guy loves to hear himself talk...about nothing! Ugh. What a cock mitten.
by Pit Pat September 26, 2007
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