Cocketizer
Cocketizer by candilandi August 7, 2009
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Cocketizer
Cocketizer by hobbit511 November 24, 2017
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Cocketizer • cockatizer • Cockatier • Cockitier • cockalizer • cockeimers • Cocketeer • cometizer • Pocketizer
Cockatier
I thought Connie was really cool, but lately with all of her whining, bitching and douchebaggery, she really is quite the cockatier.
Cockatier by Sarcasticbeotch September 24, 2009
cockeimers
The condition in which a females brain forgets everything except cock ( not the cock-a-doodle-do kind either)
Jonathan called the "white coats" after Stephanie developed cockeimers and would not remove her face from Jonathan's penis
cockeimers by LemmeF1ndOut October 26, 2020
Pocketizer
Liz: I’m starving and it’s only 3 o’clock
Jen: I’ve got a pocketizer if you need it.
Liz: that would be great
Jen: (reaches in her pocket and pulls out some snacks for Liz)
Jen: I’ve got a pocketizer if you need it.
Liz: that would be great
Jen: (reaches in her pocket and pulls out some snacks for Liz)
Pocketizer by FunkyValleyMom August 7, 2018
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